Sundays can be good too
I think there is a direct relationship between my weekend experience
and my Monday morning experience. The more fun I have over the
weekends, the harder it is work on Mondays. In other words, I haven't
done much today.
My Sunday was funtastic. Let's see... there was church, lunch, football, Serenity... oh, and pranking the socks off of Chris Russo. If Serenity
wasn't so darn good, I would have said that seeing Chris's face when he
saw the prank was the highlight of the day. The funny thing is, he
knew it was coming.
Saturday afternoon
Me: You know, you forgot to log off your xanga account the last time you were here.
Chris: Really?
Me: Yea. The next time you leave yourself signed on, I'm going to post something funny. Probably something about your hair.
Both: hahaha.
...
Sunday afternoon
We're over at a friend's
place, using the computer. As I load up his site, I explain to him
that he had forgotten to log off again. I tell him that I posted him
something about his hair. There is nervous silence. The page loads,
and Chris sees a post that he hasn't seen before. I start to read the
post aloud...
Chris: Just go down and click on comments.
Me (scrolls down)
Chris: Oh my God! There are 11 comments already?
Me (laughing): It's ok, relax.
I try to explain the post again, but I get the sense that he isn't really listening.
Me: ... and here is the disclaimer where I tell everybody that it isn't really...
Chris (interrupting): What did everybody say?
Me: oh. They thought it was funny.
Chris (reading the comments): I can't believe they really thought it was me!
Me: Yeah...haha I guess they didn't read the fine print.
Chris (forced laughter): ha.. ha. Ok. This is... really hilarious. You got me good.
(deep breath)
oh... I got punk'd...
I didn't actually get a good view of his face, but as he ran out of the room, I think I saw that he was blushing like a rose. =P
So Russo now swears that he will get revenge.
Sunday evening
Chris: I was thinking that I could get a plunger and a bunch of potatos and shove them down your toilet, but Jalixx3 talked me out of it.
Me (shocked): You can't do that, that's property damage!
Chris: Every prank war escalates.
Me: If you clogged my toilet, I'd burn down your apartment. Not that I want you to die or anything. I'd just torch your place.
(pauses to consider)
Escalation is a bad idea.
Chris: Agreed.
Therefore, I propose this to you, Mr. Russo. Let's keep our prank
war on xanga. Let's keep it public, and let's keep it embarrassing.
Spread the mirth, that's what I always say. I think we could make this
a win-win; Laughs for us, and entertainment for the ladies.
So, what say you?